Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.
Ozzy is a national treasure
that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
Be kind to your cold, black heart. It is important and valuable. It keeps you alive, for a time, then keeps you undead.
It’s important to understand that being a monosexual is not equivalent to being monosexist, the same way that being a heterosexual is not equivalent to being heterosexist.
"Monosexism" does not lump all gay/lesbian and straight people together… just the shitty ones.
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
None of you should ever be having sex
HALLOWEEN IS COMING
I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture.
So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.
Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome.
So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.
Time for a great cake decorating tip!! this one comes from Lesley at Royal Bakery (check her page out for awesomeness).
This is the best way of getting lovely rounded, puffy edges when using cutters with fondant or gumpaste.
Lay a piece of cling wrap over some fondant rolled out to about 1/4” thick, and smooth it out. Press the cutter into the fondant on top of the cling wrap and, lo and behold, the cling wrap pulls tight and your cut out shape has lovely rounded edges.
Those women are doing a public service, Chris.
Friends to the end
Your secret is safe with me. And to even it out I’m going to tell you all of my secrets.